Så du på MTV for snart et tiår siden husker du kanskje den (litt) kontroversielle serien A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.
Realityshowet var forut for sin tid, og en slags The Bacholorette, bare med den bifile modellen, programlederen og Internett-personligheten Tila Tequila i sentrum.
Utenom den «lekkede» sextapen som Vivid slapp i etterkant (som får Kim Kardashian til å virke blyg), så har lillemor vært lite i rampelyset. Før nå.
Skrulla har den siste uken vært ganske aktiv på Twitter, hvor hun har delt sine tanker om at jorden er flat, at hun venter på at en reptil skal bli kjæresten hennes, og at hun er redd for at CIA følger etter henne.
Amanda Bynes 2.0? Lur PR-strategi? Vi undrer.
Her er våre favoritt-tweets fra fjaseguri, alle hentet fra de siste dagene:
I’m waiting for my Reptilian lover to shape-shift himself into me tonight. pic.twitter.com/KGYx9txtBs
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 11, 2016
I wonder what Reptilian dick feels like.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 11, 2016
Thank God for friends to tell me what day, and time it is since it doesn’t exist in my realm. Only when I visit 4D to bless people.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 11, 2016
When the force awakens in #StarWars they were referring to me.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 10, 2016
These white people are trying to kidnap my daughter by using their black magic dog! I’m not falling for this! pic.twitter.com/OmtOB94r1r
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 10, 2016
If flat earth didn’t exist then why did Obama pretend to mock it? To downplay the truth! That’s why!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 10, 2016
Shrek is also a Reptilian. Why else do you think they drew him like that? Cuz that’s how they look when they aren’t shape-shifting.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 10, 2016
I’m too good looking to be wrong. 💋 pic.twitter.com/lVzG5UAG70
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 10, 2016
There’s nothing wrong with being Reptilian. #ReptilianLivesMatter
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
I pray they don’t try to ritually sacrifice my baby!!!!!!! Pray for me guys!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
Getting ready to drive until I hit the ice caps at the edge of the earth. The UN knows it’s there! #FlatEarth pic.twitter.com/ICzsp8OelT
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
Whenever I close my eyes I see blue light beams. I wonder if it’s from my microchip. It’s in some of my pics as well.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
The aliens are here. They’re taking me up to their spaceship now for an anal probing. So bye!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
Sometimes I can taste specific flavors of songs when the frequencies hit my third eye.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
I’m not cool enough to hang out at the White House because I’m not a Reptilian overlord.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
I actually control @realDonaldTrump from behind closed doors.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 9, 2016
See? There it is! Ya’ll thought I was lying about the #BlackOps helicopter following me, but I wasn’t! As usual. pic.twitter.com/VWB3pKYfqt
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Ok stop talking 2 me. I have to go to sleep before I morph into my true reptilian form since I am a shapeshifter. Bye. See you in the ethers
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Most celebrities are so fake! «OMG I LOVE MY FANS!» blah blah blah… No they don’t! They love YOUR MONEY! I however, HATE U FUCKING IDIOTS!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
My baby is also cloned and possessed. #Likemotherlikedaughter . pic.twitter.com/vTSWw457Ff
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 10, 2016
Det er ekstremt mye mer der det kommer fra. Om du kjeder deg anbefaler vi at du besøker Twitter-profilen hennes.