Oxford English Dictionary kåret selfie til fjorårets ord, og selvportrettsfesten – som lenge kun var forebeholdt narsissistiske bloggere – holder koken i 2014 takket være Insta. Dette er den røde tråden i stekesvisken «#SELFIE» fra CLMD The Chainsmokers alias New York-DJ’ene Andrew Taggart og Alex Pall.

Mor på do stjeler showet i videoen, og oppsummerer dagens jenter. (NEIDA. Joda.)

– Wait, #pause, Jason just liked my selfie, what a creep! Is that guy sleeping over there…? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on? That’s so ratchet… that girl is such a fake model, she definitely bought all her Instagram followers… who goes out on Mondays… okay, let’s go take some shots… oh no, I feel like I’m gonna throw up… oh wait, nevermind, I’m fine, let’s go dance! There’s no vodka at this table, do you know anyone else here? Oh my god, Jason just texted me, should I go home with him? I guess I took a good selfie…