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Donald Trump ble i natt offer for en rekke nye anklager, deriblant én av seksuell karakter. I hovedsak handler det om at den kommende presidenten skal ha betalt sexarbeidere for å urinere i en hotellseng, som en slags syk hevn på Barack Obama.
Les alt om #GoldenShowers-gate her.
Her er noen av de beste reaksjonene:
Kanye’s new hair makes a lot more sense now #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/Q1wvIxhGdl
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017
Breaking: R. Kelly just agreed to play Trump’s inauguration.
— Brian Tallerico (@Brian_Tallerico) January 10, 2017
Don’t worry, @realDonaldTrump…
Just ban #GoldenShowers jokes as soon as urine office— Brendan McInnis (@BrendanMcInnis) January 11, 2017
«I didn’t have sexual relations with that woman» is kinda irrelevant next to «I didn’t let those Russian hookers piss on me» #GoldenShowers
— nurfhurder (@Lsharp83) January 11, 2017
Why would Trump pay for golden showers when 2.9 million Americans would be happy to piss on him for free. #goldenshowers @chelseahandler
— Ranae (@Ladybeautyrep) January 11, 2017
This picture was so ahead of its time. #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/nx84OovlwX
— (((Elle Fane ❄️ (@gabyfane) January 11, 2017
Come on guys, stop with all the #GoldenShowers tweets @realDonaldTrump is gonna get pissed.
— Lauren Kitt Carter (@Lauren_Kitt) January 11, 2017
This is by far Donald Trump’s biggest leak #GoldenShowers
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) January 11, 2017
Literally, not a single person read that terrible stuff about Trump and thought/said «Oh hell no, Donald Trump would NEVER do this.»
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) January 11, 2017
På ekte:
ATTENTION:
We are offering up to $1-million for exclusive rights to the FSB tapes of Donald Trump’s #goldenshowers— Penthouse (@Penthouse) January 11, 2017
Sverre Goldenheim alias @Gulldusjen har i skrivende stund ikke twitret om hendelsen. Vi venter i spenning.
Se også: Stjernene tar farvel med Obama i Det hvite hus
